May 2013
63 posts
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
Daydreaming is sometimes better than writing. I don’t have to explain myself to anyone, even me. I can’t create a story on top of my head in writing but I can spend a long long time, thinking about nothing. I like it.
Why do people dwell?
teenagegaywad:
fluffy—heretic:
shmegel:
yes but how old is the sport
As I was painting my nails, I realized that my left hand is the pretty sibling who doesn’t do shit. It can’t even return the favor of prettying up my right hand. I appreciate you, Righty.
I think as a college student, there is nothing more exciting than going to bed earlier than you intended to
sodamnrelatable:
my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing
I finally came to accept the fact that sometimes people leave. I think I’ll be okay without him :) There are more things to look forward to~
nevvzealand:
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
130513
sterreo00:
에릭 보고싶다
oh my goodness, no idea
waterfallfish:
Ugh how do you expect me to decide what college to attend or who I want to marry or what I want to do for the rest of my life I CAN’T EVEN DECIDE WHERE TO PUT A STICKER BECAUSE PEELING OFF THE BACK AND HAVING IT STAY IN ONE PLACE FOREVER IS TOO BIG OF A COMMITMENT FOR ME TO LIVE WITH
cancune:
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
parents: in five years you won't even remember his last name
me: in five years it'll be my last name
parents: what
me: what
edsheerun:
i just want a boy to like me
no not that one
imaldris:
i want to be cute and adorable but I want people to fear me
I thought
good luck on your finals, guys
then i thought who am i kidding
good fuck in the ass, everyone
In a commercial, if a product drops names of their competitor, I don’t buy that product. it’s like shaming on national tv
I don’t usually listen to Korean songs but 인연 perfectly describes how I feel about my life right now. Glad I found it again.
merricats:
oldmanhoho:
you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”
#the highest compliment any pun can receive
“likes the way life smells”
I used to be really deep.
westbor0baptistchurch:
Started from the bottom
Now we’re here.
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Last freaking post of the night (morning?)
Uneven fucks given in any kind of relationships will eventually hurt one more than the other.
It’s so strange, these feels. Turns on and off. Must be a human thing.
There has to be a place better than this, in heaven…
Sometimes I get really upset over things I can’t control.
It’s really stupid.
